The Modern Day Utility Belt

Fashionable and stylish on the outside. Nerdy on the inside.
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Only $49.95
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Due to the design of this belt and it's velcro closure, there is no real minimum size.
If you are on the cusp of sizes, go larger.

Your order will ship the following business day via USPS.
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